Law-making 101

Problem:
Gang members shooting each other with semi-auto firearms
Proposed law:
Ban all semi-auto firearms (while talking about them as if they are full auto guns).

Problem:
Gang members shooting each other with handguns.
Proposed law:
Ban all handguns.

Problem:
Thugs stabbing each other with knives.
Proposed law:
Ban large/pointy knives.

Problem:
Graffiti artists defacing public property.
Proposed law:
Ban spray paint cans.

Problem:
Gangs members using nunchaku.
New York law:
Ban nunchaku.

Problem
Dog shit in public places.
Proposed law:
Have all dog owners register DNA samples for their dog’s shit. (And you thought the gun registry was a mess).

The solutions are simple. But then so are the people who propose them.

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