Archive for March 19th, 2008

A Darwin Award Finalist?

March 19, 2008

I would think that this would qualify for a Darwin Award.

Gabriel Thomas Mondragon, 29 years old, who recently arrived from New Mexico, explained to Sheriff’s Deputies that in an attempt to make the people on Orcas “suffer just like the whales and trees”, he attempted to use a tree limbing saw -on a metal pole- to cut through a 69,000 volt power line.

According to the sheriff’s report, the man, identified as Gabriel Mondragon, also stated he wanted to protest “the death of Luna the whale and the destruction of the rain forest.”

Being well informed on the power of high voltage power lines, Mondragon cleverly put on several pair of latex dish washing gloves to isolate him from electrocution, and proceeded to touch saw to power line.

Mondragon was found laying on his back some distance from the line, his pants had been on fire, where they had burned away from his hips down. His gloves had partially melted, and he had “first, second and third degree burns’ on various parts of his body. He was, in short, lucky to be alive. He now has some medical and legal problems to deal with, including some interest in his actions by the FBI.

If this guy turns out to be a college graduate he has forever damaged the reputation of his Alma Mater.

He has also added a new dimension to extreme environmental activism.

Thanks to Small Dead Animals for the pointer.

Update: In checking the Darwin Awards rules I find that Mr. Mondragon doesn’t qualify as he didn’t remove himself from the gene pool. I think that least he should get an honourable mention.


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